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| *The danish letters æ,ø and å are abandonned by the danish people. Now the city of Århus has decided to call themselves Aarhus as in the good old days. | | *The danish letters æ,ø and å are abandonned by the danish people. Now the city of Århus has decided to call themselves Aarhus as in the good old days. |
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| |width=33% valign=top style="border-right:#ddd solid 1px;"|<big>'''Stock Cubes found in The Ice Fiord'''</big><br />[[Fil:Munkholmdykkere.jpg|300px]]<br />''1600 stock cubes emerged from the ice in The Ice Fiord''<br /><br />The stock cubes was stolen in the town of Holbæk, about 60 km from Copenhagen. The Danish Police thinks that the stock cubes was stolen because of the threath from a major labor conflict. <br />At the recent major labor conflict the people of Denmark was afraid of running out of yeast, and the police thinks that the thieves has been speculating in the Danish peoples fear from the lack of their favourite dish "brun sovs" which in english would be translated to "brown sauce".<br /><br />The thieves was discovered by a ice-creambar-owner who was working late, although Denmark has experienced the coldest winter for years. | | |width=33% valign=top style="border-right:#ddd solid 1px;"|<big>'''Stock Cubes found in The Ice Fiord'''</big><br />[[Fil:Munkholmdykkere.jpg|300px]]<br />''1600 stock cubes emerged from the ice in The Ice Fiord''<br /><br />The stock cubes was stolen in the town of [[Holbæk]], about 60 km from Copenhagen. The Danish Police thinks that the stock cubes was stolen because of the threath from a major labor conflict. <br />At the recent major labor conflict the people of Denmark was afraid of running out of yeast, and the police thinks that the thieves has been speculating in the Danish peoples fear from the lack of their favourite dish "[[brun]] [[mad|sovs]]" which in english would be translated to "[[brun|brown]] [[mad|sauce]]".<br /><br />The thieves was discovered by a ice-creambar-owner who was working late, although Denmark has experienced the coldest winter for years. |
| |width=33% valign=top|<big>'''"Danish mother seeking" has stopped her carrier as an actress'''</big><br /><br />''The danish actress Ditte Arnth has been forced to give up her carrier as an actress''<br /><br />One of the most viewed viral marketing-videos on Youtube has had serious consequences for "Karen", who claimed that the Danes was promiscuous by nature and didn't know anything about birth-control.<br /><br />The company behind the video thought a emancipated woman would be the perfect picture of Denmark and that it would make more tourists come to Denmark.<br />[[Fil:dms.PNG|center|200px]]<br />''Karen and little August''<br /><br />Nobody wanted to hire Karen(Ditte) after the video because she was to well-known for her part as a danish mother. | | |width=33% valign=top|<big>'''"Danish mother seeking" has stopped her carrier as an actress'''</big><br /><br />''The danish actress Ditte Arnth has been forced to give up her carrier as an actress''<br /><br />One of the most viewed viral marketing-videos on [[Youtube]] has had serious consequences for "Karen", who claimed that the Danes was promiscuous by [[natur]]e and didn't know anything about birth-control.<br /><br />The company behind the video thought a emancipated woman would be the perfect picture of Denmark and that it would make more tourists come to Denmark.<br />[[Fil:dms.PNG|center|200px]]<br />''Karen and little August''<br /><br />Nobody wanted to hire Karen(Ditte) after the video because she was to well-known for her part as a danish mother. |
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| <center>'''FOREIGN TIMES - THE INTERNATIONAL UNCYCLOPEDIA'''</center> | | <center>'''FOREIGN TIMES - THE INTERNATIONAL UNCYCLOPEDIA'''</center> |
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