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| [[Fil:Lufthansa1.jpg|thumb|400px|Sådan lander piloterne fra Lufthansa.]] | | [[Fil:Lufthansa1.jpg|thumb|300px|"lidt til venstre, nej jeg mente højre, nej venstre!".]] |
| [[Fil:Lufthansa2.jpg|thumb|400px|Sådan ser flyet ud efter landning.]] | | {{Iphone| |
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| '''Lufthansa''' er et tysk firma, de sælger luft og folk der hedder Hans. | | '''Lufthansa''' er et tysk firma, de sælger luft og folk der hedder Hans. |
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| == Piloterne == | | == Piloterne == |
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| {{SAS oplyser|At flyve eller ikke at flyve. Lufthansa har allerede valgt at IKKE at flyve, kan vi se ud fra billede 2.}} | | {{SAS oplyser|Vi var med da Luftwaffe, ahem, Lufthansa lavede en blød landing.}} |
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| <div class="header">Book, check in and more on your mobile...</div>
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| <div style="background-color: #637AA3;" class="p_tb p_lr"><div class="interaction">
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| <div class="interact bb">My country</div>
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| <div class="p_t"><select name="country">
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| <option value="AL">Albania</option>
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| <option value="DZ">Algeria</option>
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| <option value="AD">Andorra</option>
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| <option value="AO">Angola</option>
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| <option value="AR">Argentina</option>
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| <option value="AM">Armenia</option>
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| <option value="AU">Australia</option>
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| <option value="AT">Austria</option>
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| <option value="AZ">Azerbaijan</option>
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| <option value="BH">Bahrain</option>
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| <option value="BY">Belarus</option>
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| <option value="BE">Belgium</option>
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| <option value="BR">Brazil</option>
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| <option value="BG">Bulgaria</option>
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| <option value="CA">Canada</option>
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| <option value="CL">Chile</option>
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| <option value="CN">China</option>
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| <option value="CO">Colombia</option>
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| <option value="HR">Croatia</option>
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| <option value="CY">Cyprus</option>
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| <option value="CZ">Czech Republic</option>
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| <option value="DK" selected="selected">Denmark</option>
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| <option value="EG">Egypt</option>
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| <option value="GQ">Equatorial Guinea</option>
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| <option value="ER">Eritrea</option>
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| <option value="EE">Estonia</option>
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| <option value="ET">Ethiopia</option>
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| <option value="FI">Finland</option>
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| <option value="FR">France</option>
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| <option value="GA">Gabon</option>
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| <option value="GE">Georgia</option>
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| <option value="DE">Germany</option>
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| <option value="GH">Ghana</option>
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| <option value="GR">Greece</option>
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| <option value="HK">Hong Kong</option>
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| <option value="HU">Hungary</option>
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| <option value="IS">Iceland</option>
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| <option value="IN">India</option>
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| <option value="ID">Indonesia</option>
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| <option value="IR">Iran</option>
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| <option value="IQ">Iraq</option>
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| <option value="IE">Ireland</option>
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| <option value="IL">Israel</option>
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| <option value="IT">Italy</option>
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| <option value="JP">Japan</option>
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| <option value="JO">Jordan</option>
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| <option value="KZ">Kazakhstan</option>
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| <option value="KR">Korea</option>
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| <option value="KW">Kuwait</option>
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| <option value="LV">Latvia</option>
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| <option value="LB">Lebanon</option>
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| <option value="LY">Libya</option>
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| <option value="LI">Liechtenstein</option>
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| <option value="LT">Lithuania</option>
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| <option value="LU">Luxembourg</option>
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| <option value="MY">Malaysia</option>
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| <option value="MT">Malta</option>
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| <option value="MX">Mexico</option>
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| <option value="MC">Monaco</option>
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| <option value="ME">Montenegro</option>
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| <option value="MA">Morocco</option>
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| <option value="NL">Netherlands</option>
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| <option value="NZ">New Zealand</option>
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| <option value="NG">Nigeria</option>
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| <option value="NO">Norway</option>
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| <option value="OM">Oman</option>
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| <option value="PK">Pakistan</option>
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| <option value="PH">Philippines</option>
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| <option value="PT">Portugal</option>
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| <option value="QA">Qatar</option>
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| <option value="RO">Romania</option>
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| <option value="RU">Russia</option>
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| <option value="SA">Saudi Arabia</option>
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| <option value="RS">Serbia</option>
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| <option value="SG">Singapore</option>
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| <option value="SK">Slovakia</option>
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| <option value="SI">Slovenia</option>
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| <option value="ZA">South Africa</option>
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| <option value="ES">Spain</option>
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| <option value="SD">Sudan</option>
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| <option value="SE">Sweden</option>
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| <option value="CH">Switzerland</option>
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| <option value="TW">Taiwan</option>
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| <option value="TH">Thailand</option>
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| <option value="TN">Tunisia</option>
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| <option value="TR">Turkey</option>
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| <option value="TM">Turkmenistan</option>
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| <option value="US">U.S.A.</option>
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| <option value="UA">Ukraine</option>
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| <option value="AE">United Arab Emirates</option>
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| <option value="GB">United Kingdom</option>
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| <option value="UZ">Uzbekistan</option>
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| <option value="VE">Venezuela</option>
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| Piloterne har i lang tid været i rampelyset, fordi de simpelthen, rent ud sagt ikke kan flyve. Man har opdaget dette efter utallige ulykker - to af dem har Spademanns Leksikon, som de eneste fundet frem. Billederne er dog fra DRs arkiv. Når en Lufthansa-pilot skal lande glemmer de at de sidder i et fly, og tror det er en bil, på Moterring 3, i myldretiden. [[Jørgen de Mylius]] har bl.a. derfor forsket i problemet og fundet frem til flg.: | | Piloterne har i lang tid været i rampelyset, fordi de simpelthen, rent ud sagt ikke kan flyve. Man har opdaget dette efter utallige ulykker - to af dem har Spademanns Leksikon, som de eneste fundet frem. Billederne er dog fra DRs arkiv. Når en Lufthansa-pilot skal lande glemmer de at de sidder i et fly, og tror det er en bil, på Moterring 3, i myldretiden. [[Jørgen de Mylius]] har bl.a. derfor forsket i problemet og fundet frem til flg.: |
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| {{citat|De flyver lige så dårligt som en hæs sanger synger pop|Jørgen de Mylius|Lufthansa-piloter}} | | {{citat|De flyver lige så dårligt som en hæs sanger synger pop|Jørgen de Mylius|Lufthansa-piloter}} |
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