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| == International business job oversætter == | | == International business job oversætter == |
| International business name of importance. (Jobbet du engang kendte som)
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| {|class="toccolours sortable" style="margin-left:40px;margin-right:40px;" | | {|class="toccolours sortable" style="margin-left:40px;margin-right:40px;" |
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| |'''Key account manager''' | | |'''Key account manager''' |
| |(sælger) | | |Sælger |
| |- | | |- |
| |'''Frontrow Consultant''' | | |'''Frontrow Consultant''' |
| |(Telefon omstiller) | | |Telefonomstiller |
| |- | | |- |
| |'''Security Consultant''' | | |'''Security Consultant''' |
| |(Ben brækkende gorilla) | | |Benbrækkende gorilla |
| |- | | |- |
| |'''Front line officer''' | | |'''Front line officer''' |
| |(Receptionist) | | |Receptionist |
| |- | | |- |
| |'''Human ressource manager''' | | |'''Human ressource manager''' |
| |(Personalechef) | | |Personalechef |
| |- | | |- |
| |'''Business Controller''' | | |'''Business Controller''' |
| |(Regnskabs medarbejder) | | |Regnskabsmedarbejder |
| |- | | |- |
| |'''Service assistant''' | | |'''Service assistant''' |
| |(flaskedreng) | | |Flaskedreng |
| |- | | |- |
| |'''Brand manager''' | | |'''Brand manager''' |
| |(markedsførings medarbejder) | | |Markedsføringsmedarbejder |
| |- | | |- |
| |'''Project Coordinator''' eller '''Administrative Back-up''' | | |'''Project Coordinator''' eller '''Administrative Back-up''' |
| |(Sekretær) | | |Sekretær |
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| |'''Project assistent''' | | |'''Project assistent''' |
| |(Uddeler af parfumeprøver i stormagasin) | | |Uddeler af parfumeprøver i stormagasin |
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| |'''Meeting and Event Consultant''' | | |'''Meeting and Event Consultant''' |
| |(piccoline) | | |Piccoline |
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| |'''Assistent floor supervisor''' | | |'''Assistent floor supervisor''' |
| |(butiksassistent) | | |Butiksassistent |
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| |'''Stockroom Manager''' | | |'''Stockroom Manager''' |
| |Lagermand) | | |Lagermand |
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| |'''Food Preparation Officer''' | | |'''Food Preparation Officer''' |
| |(Kantinedame) | | |Kantinedame |
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Versionen fra 30. aug. 2010, 22:57
Virksomhederne giver deres job titler nye smarte engelske navne, det gør de fordi de ved, at fine titler giver social status.
De ved at folk vil vælge et job frem for et andet tilsvarende job, hvis den ansatte til gengæld kan sige, at de er Multinational Commercial Showbizz Supply Chain Coordinator, når de skal præsentere sig selv til børnenes forældremøde. Da det lyder noget federe at præsentere sig som, end uddeler af 3D briller i Planetariet.
Den tendens har skabt en jungle af fine engelske intetsigende titler. Hvor bagstræberiske hængerøve virkelig kan fare vildt og blamere sig.
Derfor vil der her komme en lille guide til at finde ud af hvad fanden folk laver nu til dags, og hvis du ikke har fået et international business name endnu, så vil der også komme liste, hvor du kan finde din nye job titel.
International business job oversætter
Businesssprog
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Ganske almindelig pæredansk
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Key account manager
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Sælger
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Frontrow Consultant
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Telefonomstiller
|
Security Consultant
|
Benbrækkende gorilla
|
Front line officer
|
Receptionist
|
Human ressource manager
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Personalechef
|
Business Controller
|
Regnskabsmedarbejder
|
Service assistant
|
Flaskedreng
|
Brand manager
|
Markedsføringsmedarbejder
|
Project Coordinator eller Administrative Back-up
|
Sekretær
|
Project assistent
|
Uddeler af parfumeprøver i stormagasin
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Meeting and Event Consultant
|
Piccoline
|
Assistent floor supervisor
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Butiksassistent
|
Stockroom Manager
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Lagermand
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Food Preparation Officer
|
Kantinedame
|
Find dit nye flashy business name
Dit gamle uambitiøse job titel. (Dit nye international business name of importance.)
Din jobtitel
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Bussinesssprog
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Hjemmegående husmor
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(Senior Domestic Officer eller Household Appliances Manager)
|
Pedel
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(Chief Key Administrator)
|
Arbejdsløs
|
(Consumer Lending Manager)
|
Pølsemand
|
(Creative Food Artist)
|
Rengøringsdame
|
(Company Floor Administrator)
|
Tjener
|
(Food & Beverage Director)
|
Parkeringsvagt
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(Commander in Chief of Parkinglot)
|
Skraldemand
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(Waste removal Engineer)
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Politiker
|
Dynamic Bullshit Specialist)
|
Spindoktor
|
Spin Doctor
|
Mekaniker
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(Machine Maintenance Supervisor)
|
Bandemedlem
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(Creative Business Venturist)
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Tyv
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(Wealth Distribution Officer)
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Vindues renser
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(Transparent Wall Technician)
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Prostitueret
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(Load Manager eller Personal Relief Assistant)
|
Præst
|
(Universal CEO Assistant)
|
Frisør
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(Head Maintenance Operator)
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Tømrer
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(Hard Wood Technician)
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Hjemløs
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(Freelance Housing Entrepeneur)
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Journalist
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(Commerciel Truth Distributor)
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Skolelærer
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(Infantile Abuser Officer)
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