Såden ser yoghurt ud
Dette er Din mor
En Blondine PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER
Hjernen
Blondine er også PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER
Mobning
PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER
Denne jalousi udmønter sig i udpræget og uretfærdig mobning, som har bredt sig til mennesker med andre hårfarver.
Betydning for menneskeheden
Evolutionen har medvirket til at sikre, at denne hårfarve kun forekommer i en lille procentdel af mennesker, en hårfin balance, der sørger for menneskehedens overlevelse, men undgår overbefolkning. En balance der dog trues af potente kemikalier, herunder affarvningsmidler, p-piller, læbepomade, Internettetporno og din mor.
Eksempler
Ægte blondiner
Kvinder som har lyst hår fra naturens side har som regel også andre albinististiske træk såsom fregner og røde øjne. Så vidt vides er der ingen af dem som endnu har ønsket at farve deres hår kommunefarvet. Da de jo ikke er født lettere begavet ser man derfor mange ægte blondiner på universiteterne. Det er jo derfor en smagssag om du helst vil have en blondine som reciterer Jungs arketyper eller en som ligger på køleren af din bil, sæber den ordentligt ind og vasker den hver søndag.
Nu er de ægte blondiner jo godt camoufleret. Hvis du kender nogen fra dit kollegium er det undtagelsesvis tilladt at påføre dem i nedenstående eksempelliste.
Eksempler
Kinderæg
Kinderæg er noget som tyskerne bruger til at holde på deres børn. De ligges af en kinderægshøne, som vi alle ved er national fuglen i Zimbabwe
Bidragsydere: CooperDK
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