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| Dit gamle uambitiøse job titel. (Dit nye international business name of importance.) | | Dit gamle uambitiøse job titel. (Dit nye international business name of importance.) |
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| *Hjemmegående husmor (Senior Domestic Officer eller Household Appliances Manager)
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| *Pedel (Chief Key Administrator)
| | !Din jobtitel |
| | | !class="unsortable"|Bussinesssprog |
| *Arbejdsløs (Consumer Lending Manager)
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| | | |'''Hjemmegående husmor''' |
| *Pølsemand (Creative Food Artist)
| | |(Senior Domestic Officer eller Household Appliances Manager) |
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| *Rengørings dame (Company Floor Administrator)
| | |'''Pedel''' |
| | | |(Chief Key Administrator) |
| *Tjener (Food & Beverage Director)
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| | | |'''Arbejdsløs''' |
| *Parkeringsvagt (Commander in Chief of Parkinglot)
| | |(Consumer Lending Manager) |
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| *Skraldemand (Waste removal Engineer)
| | |'''Pølsemand''' |
| | | |(Creative Food Artist) |
| *Politiker (Dynamic Bullshit Specialist)
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| | | |'''Rengøringsdame''' |
| *Mekaniker (Machine Maintenance Supervisor)
| | |(Company Floor Administrator) |
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| *Bandemedlem (Creative Business Venturist)
| | |'''Tjener''' |
| | | |(Food & Beverage Director) |
| *Tyv (Wealth Distribution Officer)
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| | | |'''Parkeringsvagt''' |
| *Vindues renser (Transparent Wall Technician)
| | |(Commander in Chief of Parkinglot) |
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| *Prostitueret (Load Manager eller Personal Relief Assistant)
| | |'''Skraldemand''' |
| | | |(Waste removal Engineer) |
| *Præst (Universal CEO Assistant)
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| | | |'''Politiker''' |
| *Frisør (Head Maintenance Operator)
| | |Dynamic Bullshit Specialist) |
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| *Tømrer (Hard Wood Technician)
| | |'''Spindoktor''' |
| | | |Spin Doctor |
| *Hjemløs (Freelance Housing Entrepeneur)
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| | | |'''Mekaniker''' |
| *Journalist (Commerciel Truth Distributor)
| | |(Machine Maintenance Supervisor) |
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| *Skolelærer (Infantile Abuser Officer)
| | |'''Bandemedlem''' |
| | | |(Creative Business Venturist) |
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| | |'''Tyv''' |
| | |(Wealth Distribution Officer) |
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| | |'''Vindues renser''' |
| | |(Transparent Wall Technician) |
| | |- |
| | |'''Prostitueret''' |
| | |(Load Manager eller Personal Relief Assistant) |
| | |- |
| | |'''Præst''' |
| | |(Universal CEO Assistant) |
| | |- |
| | |'''Frisør''' |
| | |(Head Maintenance Operator) |
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| | |'''Tømrer''' |
| | |(Hard Wood Technician) |
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| | |'''Hjemløs''' |
| | |(Freelance Housing Entrepeneur) |
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| | |'''Journalist''' |
| | |(Commerciel Truth Distributor) |
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| | |'''Skolelærer''' |
| | |(Infantile Abuser Officer) |
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| [[Kategori:Samfund]] | | [[Kategori:Samfund]] |
| [[Kategori:Vellykket manipulation]] | | [[Kategori:Vellykket manipulation]] |
Virksomhederne giver deres job titler nye smarte engelske navne, det gør de fordi de ved, at fine titler giver social status.
De ved at folk vil vælge et job frem for et andet tilsvarende job, hvis den ansatte til gengæld kan sige, at de er Multinational Commercial Showbizz Supply Chain Coordinator, når de skal præsentere sig selv til børnenes forældremøde. Da det lyder noget federe at præsentere sig som, end uddeler af 3D briller i Planetariet.
Den tendens har skabt en jungle af fine engelske intetsigende titler. Hvor bagstræberiske hængerøve virkelig kan fare vildt og blamere sig.
Derfor vil der her komme en lille guide til at finde ud af hvad fanden folk laver nu til dags, og hvis du ikke har fået et international business name endnu, så vil der også komme liste, hvor du kan finde din nye job titel.
International business job oversætter
International business name of importance. (Jobbet du engang kendte som)
Businesssprog
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Ganske almindelig pæredansk
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Key account manager
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(sælger)
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Frontrow Consultant
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(Telefon omstiller)
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Security Consultant
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(Ben brækkende gorilla)
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Front line officer
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(Receptionist)
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Human ressource manager
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(Personalechef)
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Business Controller
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(Regnskabs medarbejder)
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Service assistant
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(flaskedreng)
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Brand manager
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(markedsførings medarbejder)
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Project Coordinator eller Administrative Back-up
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(Sekretær)
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Project assistent
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(Uddeler af parfumeprøver i stormagasin)
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Meeting and Event Consultant
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(piccoline)
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Assistent floor supervisor
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(butiksassistent)
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Stockroom Manager
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Lagermand)
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Food Preparation Officer
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(Kantinedame)
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Find dit nye flashy business name
Dit gamle uambitiøse job titel. (Dit nye international business name of importance.)
Din jobtitel
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Bussinesssprog
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Hjemmegående husmor
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(Senior Domestic Officer eller Household Appliances Manager)
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Pedel
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(Chief Key Administrator)
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Arbejdsløs
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(Consumer Lending Manager)
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Pølsemand
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(Creative Food Artist)
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Rengøringsdame
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(Company Floor Administrator)
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Tjener
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(Food & Beverage Director)
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Parkeringsvagt
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(Commander in Chief of Parkinglot)
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Skraldemand
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(Waste removal Engineer)
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Politiker
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Dynamic Bullshit Specialist)
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Spindoktor
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Spin Doctor
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Mekaniker
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(Machine Maintenance Supervisor)
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Bandemedlem
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(Creative Business Venturist)
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Tyv
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(Wealth Distribution Officer)
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Vindues renser
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(Transparent Wall Technician)
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Prostitueret
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(Load Manager eller Personal Relief Assistant)
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Præst
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(Universal CEO Assistant)
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Frisør
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(Head Maintenance Operator)
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Tømrer
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(Hard Wood Technician)
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Hjemløs
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(Freelance Housing Entrepeneur)
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Journalist
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(Commerciel Truth Distributor)
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Skolelærer
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(Infantile Abuser Officer)
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