Blondine

Såden ser yoghurt ud

Dette er Din mor

En Blondine PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER

Hjernen

Blondine er også PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER

Mobning

PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER PATTER Denne jalousi udmønter sig i udpræget og uretfærdig mobning, som har bredt sig til mennesker med andre hårfarver.

Betydning for menneskeheden

Evolutionen har medvirket til at sikre, at denne hårfarve kun forekommer i en lille procentdel af mennesker, en hårfin balance, der sørger for menneskehedens overlevelse, men undgår overbefolkning. En balance der dog trues af potente kemikalier, herunder affarvningsmidler, p-piller, læbepomade, Internettetporno og din mor.

Eksempler

• Pamela Anderson
• Victoria Silvstedt
• Pia Kjærsgaard
• Blondie
• Jessica Simpson
• Din mor

Ægte blondiner

Kvinder som har lyst hår fra naturens side har som regel også andre albinististiske træk såsom fregner og røde øjne. Så vidt vides er der ingen af dem som endnu har ønsket at farve deres hår kommunefarvet. Da de jo ikke er født lettere begavet ser man derfor mange ægte blondiner på universiteterne. Det er jo derfor en smagssag om du helst vil have en blondine som reciterer Jungs arketyper eller en som ligger på køleren af din bil, sæber den ordentligt ind og vasker den hver søndag.

Nu er de ægte blondiner jo godt camoufleret. Hvis du kender nogen fra dit kollegium er det undtagelsesvis tilladt at påføre dem i nedenstående eksempelliste.

Eksempler

• Tina Dickow
• Jim Lyngvild
• Pat Cummings
• Angela Merkel
• Basim

Kinderæg

Kinderæg er noget som tyskerne bruger til at holde på deres børn. De ligges af en kinderægshøne, som vi alle ved er national fuglen i Zimbabwe