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| Det danske udsagnsord ''bære'' betyder muligvis "at bære en bæ", da dette var noget af det første stenaldermennesket kunne bære. Bæ omtales altid i pluralis. F.eks. flere bæ, meget bæ eller alle bæ. | | '''Bæ''' er en substans, der emanerer fra [[Røv|rectum]] på de fleste [[dyr]], inklusive [[os]]. [[Det]] [[dansk]]e [[ud]]sagnsord ''bære'' betyder muligvis "at ''bære'' en bæ", [[da]] [[dette]] var [[noget]] af det [[før]]ste [[sten]][[al]]der[[menneske]]t<ref>[[År]]ets [[gang]] i bondestenalderen, [[Gyldendal]] [[2011]] f.v.t.</ref> kunne ''bæ''re. ''Bæ'' omtales [[altid]] i pluralis.<ref>Også kaldet ''parlamentarisk flertal''</ref> Fx flere ''bæ'', meget ''bæ'' eller [[alle]] ''bæ''. |
| En bæ-repose er således en videreudviking af menneskets muligheder for at transportere bæ. | | En ''bæ''-repose er således en [[vid]]ereudvikling af menneskets muligheder for at [[transport]]ere ''bæ''. |
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| Forkortelsen Bæl.a. dækker over beskrivelsen af indeholdet i racermave eller "dagen derefter". | | Forkortelsen ''Bæ''l.a. [[dæk]]ker [[over]] beskrivelsen af indholdet i racermave eller "[[dag]]en [[der]][[efter]]". |
| | ==Bæsnyltere== |
| | [[Andre]] [[land]]e har prøvet at koge suppe på det [[pop]]ulære [[ord]], fx ''BAE Systems'' ([[in]]telligente forsvarssystemer og [[rum]]fart) og de [[engel]]ske [[fly]][[mode]]ller ''BAE 146'' & ''AVRO 146-RJ''. |
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| Andre lande har prøvet at koge suppe på det populære ord f.eks. BAE Systems (inteligente forsvarssystemer og rumfart) og den engelske flymodel, BAE 146 & AVRO 146-RJ.
| | ==Findes der perversioner med bæ i?== |
| | Det [[kort]]e svar er, [[ja]], det gør der. Men [[ude]]n at [[komme]] for meget [[ind]] i [[sind]]ets [[ir]]gange og [[løn]]lige [[af]][[krog]]e, så kan [[vi]] med [[sten]]to[[ris]]k stemmeføring fastslå, at [[saliromani]],[[Urin|urolagni]], [[skat]]ologi, ''bæ''isme, [[nekrofili]], [[ko]]profagi<ref>Et autentisk [[brev]]:<br /> |
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| | Dear Ceara, |
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| | I am plenty knowledgeable about all aspects of FEmale products and consider myself a true connoisseur. It is no lie or exaggeration when I say I’ve consumed in excess of ''two tons'' of FEmale excrement over the past [[42]] years. If I included non-excrement stuff, it would be nearer to four tons. YOU can see that this is no passing fancy for me. I live to be a toilet for GIRLs. Life would truly be pointless if I were cut off. In the past 42 years I’ve invested over $150,000 in my shit-eating pursuits. Naturally that’s money well spent, but as my life runs out, I want my final days to be a big and glorious event. From YOUR point of view, I’m just a decrepit and gross old shit eater, and my only worth is: I’m someone to shag as many bucks from as YOU can, but in my mind, I’ve paid my dues and put in my time, and as grand as it all was, I want only the best from now on. When I’m sitting around in my rocker on the porch of some old folks home, I want to remember the faces of GIRLs like YOU and let my imagination fill in the odors and taste YOU were willing to share with me. I want and need memories like that to sustain me in those final days. BTW, I also like sucking on and eating ''used menstrual products'', eating drain hair, finger and toenails, belly button lint, boogers, used band aids, hacked up stuff, [[snot]] from when YOU’re sick, or anything else YOUR perfect FEmale body can produce. Maybe we can do other transactions in addition to these pee/poo packages. Bye for now. |
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| | YOUR [[toilet]], turdboy (aka ''kopkop'') |
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| | PS: YOU said my email almost made YOU vomit. I’m sorry about that, but if YOU do vomit, please try to do it into the container of poo. I will pay extra for it. Thanks.</ref> og [[alle]] former for [[bakterie]]lle fetich'er er [[noget]] forbandet [[svin]]eri!<br /> |
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| | {{citat|[[Det]] kan I [[da]] [[god]]t, men det [[smag]]er af [[lort]]. Jeg har [[selv]] prøvet ... ''flere'' gange|Joan Ørting|hvorvidt et ældre [[ægte]]par kan slikke hinanden [[bag]]i, [[ude]]n [[før]]st at have [[vask]]et sig efter [[toilet]]besøg}}<br /> |
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| *[[lort]] | | *[[lort]] |
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| Nedstående link beskriver forskellige tilstande af bæ og giver dig mulighed for at identificere dem:
| | [[Ned]]enstående link beskriver forskellige tilstande af ''bæ'' og giver [[dig]] mulighed for at identificere dem: |
| [http://www.taxafinn.dk/galskabae.htm] | | [http://www.taxafinn.dk/galskabae.htm] |
| | | ==Tyndskidte fodnoter== |
| [[kategori:Videnskab]] [[Kategori:Rektale emner]] | | <references /> |
| | [[kategori:Videnskab]] [[Kategori:Rektale emner]][[Kategori:Ting der kan smøres på]] |
When your will (bæ) is broken (bæ), When it slips (bæ) from your hand (bæ), When there's no (bæ) time for joking (bæ), There's a hole (bæ) in the plan
Bæ er en substans, der emanerer fra rectum på de fleste dyr, inklusive os. Det danske udsagnsord bære betyder muligvis "at bære en bæ", da dette var noget af det første stenaldermennesket[1] kunne bære. Bæ omtales altid i pluralis.[2] Fx flere bæ, meget bæ eller alle bæ.
En bæ-repose er således en videreudvikling af menneskets muligheder for at transportere bæ.
Forkortelsen Bæl.a. dækker over beskrivelsen af indholdet i racermave eller "dagen derefter".
Bæsnyltere
Andre lande har prøvet at koge suppe på det populære ord, fx BAE Systems (intelligente forsvarssystemer og rumfart) og de engelske flymodeller BAE 146 & AVRO 146-RJ.
Findes der perversioner med bæ i?
Det korte svar er, ja, det gør der. Men uden at komme for meget ind i sindets irgange og lønlige afkroge, så kan vi med stentorisk stemmeføring fastslå, at saliromani,urolagni, skatologi, bæisme, nekrofili, koprofagi[3] og alle former for bakterielle fetich'er er noget forbandet svineri!
Se også
Nedenstående link beskriver forskellige tilstande af bæ og giver dig mulighed for at identificere dem:
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Tyndskidte fodnoter
- ↑ Årets gang i bondestenalderen, Gyldendal 2011 f.v.t.
- ↑ Også kaldet parlamentarisk flertal
- ↑ Et autentisk brev:
Dear Ceara,
I am plenty knowledgeable about all aspects of FEmale products and consider myself a true connoisseur. It is no lie or exaggeration when I say I’ve consumed in excess of two tons of FEmale excrement over the past 42 years. If I included non-excrement stuff, it would be nearer to four tons. YOU can see that this is no passing fancy for me. I live to be a toilet for GIRLs. Life would truly be pointless if I were cut off. In the past 42 years I’ve invested over $150,000 in my shit-eating pursuits. Naturally that’s money well spent, but as my life runs out, I want my final days to be a big and glorious event. From YOUR point of view, I’m just a decrepit and gross old shit eater, and my only worth is: I’m someone to shag as many bucks from as YOU can, but in my mind, I’ve paid my dues and put in my time, and as grand as it all was, I want only the best from now on. When I’m sitting around in my rocker on the porch of some old folks home, I want to remember the faces of GIRLs like YOU and let my imagination fill in the odors and taste YOU were willing to share with me. I want and need memories like that to sustain me in those final days. BTW, I also like sucking on and eating used menstrual products, eating drain hair, finger and toenails, belly button lint, boogers, used band aids, hacked up stuff, snot from when YOU’re sick, or anything else YOUR perfect FEmale body can produce. Maybe we can do other transactions in addition to these pee/poo packages. Bye for now.
YOUR toilet, turdboy (aka kopkop)
PS: YOU said my email almost made YOU vomit. I’m sorry about that, but if YOU do vomit, please try to do it into the container of poo. I will pay extra for it. Thanks.
